big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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