U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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