READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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