You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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