i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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