Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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