I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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