i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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