I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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