the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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