i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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