who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Is it penis luge time yet?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Randomize
