Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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