Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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