chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Your penis caused this!
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