How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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