that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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