Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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