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Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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