At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
