that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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