I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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