Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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