Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Did you pee in the oven last night??
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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