Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
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