Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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