Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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