i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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