As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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