Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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