Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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