do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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