Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I need a beard to bite.
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