she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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