ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize