Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I feel great
I just peed on a car
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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