Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I just forgot I was standing up.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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