is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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