Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
God, you're like boner-b-gone
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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