I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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