I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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