I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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