i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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