when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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