He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Randomize
