I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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