Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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