In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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