Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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