What should our trivia night team be named?
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tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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