My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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