I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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