Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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